Some people blame global warming, and some blame Coppertone's SPF 30 chum-scented sunscreen. PAPA: We're not sure why the number of attacks have gone up. ROGERS: Yeah, but if kink shaming is going to keep me from being eaten by a shark, I'll be problematic. It's kind of upsetting to know that sharks and perverts on the internet. GONDELMAN: Sharks are into what they're into. PAPA: Is there anything to maybe the fact that they're eating our feet and like, ew, they're disgusting? I think if you're mistaking human feet for fish, you don't get to be called the ocean's deadliest predator anymore. PAPA: Marine biologists say the sharks attacking humans aren't coming after us. ROGERS: And I went to high school with some people that I'm actually going to say on NPR right now should go swimming. ROGERS: I'm actually from Long Island originally. ROGERS: That's going to end badly, I think. GONDELMAN: Truly the diversity we've come to know and love about New York City. There are great whites off Far Rockaway, sand tiger sharks off Long Island and on the Upper West Side, sightings of Sharks and Jets.
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PAPA: Beaches all over New York have been closed after a series of shark attacks and sightings just offshore. PAPA: That surfer was recounting how he escaped one of many attacks by what off the coast of New York this week? Here is your next quote from a surfer in New York. GONDELMAN: And then my wife was like, Josh, you have to stop grunting. PAPA: How you doing, buddy? (Imitating snoring). It's just, like, lying against the cold floor on our bellies. GONDELMAN: Oh, I do very - I have a pug, and we handle the heat the same. How do you handle the heat? Do you do well in the heat? This is going to be like the steroid era of Major League Baseball, right? It's like, a new home run record every year? And that's like global warming with temperatures. GONDELMAN: You got to buckle up for record temperatures. In contrast to other countries, which rightfully ban redheads from all public spaces. ROGERS: They're trying to get Harry back.
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And this is true - air-conditioned movie theaters are letting redheads in for free because they're so frail. Their infrastructure is literally melting. Very few of their homes are air conditioned. PAPA: The British are not ready for this. GONDELMAN: A record temperature's 40 degrees? That's December. I'm just not impressed as an American with 40 degrees. GONDELMAN: You've got to say it in Fahrenheit. And wow, if you thought your hair went crazy in the humidity, wait till you see Boris Johnson. Public transportation has been suspended.
PAPA: All previous records have been shattered. In Fahrenheit, that's like 6,000 degrees. PAPA: Temperatures hit 40 degrees Celsius in the U.K. PAPA: All over the U.K., people are asking, is that spotted dick or just heat rash? MORREN: Oh, I guess that person thinks it's not-so-great Britain. PAPA: That was someone on Twitter talking about what country's total inability to handle record-breaking heat? KURTIS: I don't understand how they ever conquered all those hot places. If you can correctly identify or explain two of them, you'll win our prize - any voice from our show you choose on your voicemail. You're going to play Who's Bill This Time? The lovable Bill Kurtis is going to read you three quotes from this week's news. PAPA: And host of the "Los Culturistas" podcast and star of the Showtime comedy series "I Love That For You," it's the very talented Matt Rogers. PAPA: Next, her new stand-up special "Middle Classy" is now streaming on Netflix. First up, a comedian whose new hour special "People Pleaser" is streaming right now. PAPA: Well, thank you for being here, Dawn. I think next time you should go to Woodstock and just sit on the couch for a while. MORREN: That's how we roll at the lake house. MORREN: Well, we went out on the lake today on her boat, and we're going to go hiking and kayaking and just hang out and chill. And what do you have planned? Anything fun? I'm from Woodstock, Conn., but I'm currently in Stanwood, Mich., at my best friend's house. Now let's welcome our first listener contestant. PAPA: If you'd like to be tested in a way that doesn't involve sticking something up your nose, call in to play our games. And in stark contrast to Peter, who's the only one in his family who doesn't have COVID. We want to wish a hearty get well soon to President Biden, who is home isolating with COVID. KURTIS: And here is your host, at the Studebaker Theater at the Fine Arts Building in Chicago, Ill., filling in for Peter Sagal, it's Tom Papa. Here comes Bill-basaur (ph) - Bill Kurtis. UNIDENTIFIED PERSON: The following program was taped in front of an audience of real live people.īILL KURTIS: From NPR and WBEZ Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT.
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